Freebird!

(Thanks to Mr. Marshall for playing our game--and suffering our inexperience. Next?)

"I'm Not That Guy"

I'm the managing editor of the magazine "Comic Mix"
not the guy from the sci-fi show that you watched when you were 6
about the lost family who in time traveled back
and not the serial killer who was known as Zodiac

Chorus:

I'm not that guy, as you know full well,
and still you try to associate myself
with someone whom you read about online
It's not amusing, for the fifteenth time

I wake up each morning, have my breakfast and I brush my teeth
I don't worry about the Sleestacks or the California State Police
I don't worry about the dinosaurs, doesn't occupy my thoughts at all
not a bit more than a cartoonist portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal

Chorus

You should know I've got a few things
that I can claim for my own:
interviews with Warren Ellis;
I know Wesley Crusher's home phone number

If it seems I've got an attitude, that I'm reckless or I'm harsh I'll
admit to being passionate, earnest and quite partial
I don't want to be a stickler and I'd hate to have to be a dick
but it's not remotely funny to point out that my name is Rick

Marshall, Will and Holly
Rick Marshall, Will and Holly
Rick Marshall, Will and Holly . . .