Here's the deal: You send to ivan.j.johann@gmail.com the subject matter, style and mood for a song, and I'll write it and post it here--in some format or another.
Want a punk-rock song about your mailman? Or a country ballad about that wino you rolled on the subway? (Word gets around.) Maybe a heartfelt confessional explaining to Darla why you 1) ate the last blue freeze-pop (blue, her favorite flavor) and, 2) cuddled--only cuddled!--with her cousin, Lucy, under the tartan throw at the demolition derby? Let me know and I'll get to work on it.
Maybe it'll be a simple Flip camera video of a live performance. Maybe a full-on music video, with yachts and helicopters and vikings and a fondue fountain and Verne Troyer and claymation.
Probably it won't.
But, honest, you'll get something. If only the peace of mind provided by knowing that for however long it takes me to write, rehearse, record and post the song, I won't be calling you at home asking you what you're doing, if you're watching "Family Guy, " and doing my impersonation of Stewie performing "Baby's Got Back."
Win-win.
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