Accountant to the Stars

Background: I am no great fan of process. Step-by-step observance of protocol flips the Batshit switch in me. I tend to go about things in a more, um, intuitive--yeah, that's it, intuitive--manner. Here, then, is my horoscope for the day:

You have become more astute in requesting papers to be signed with definite rules for repayment, if and when you do make loans. Be sure to keep records intact in case of tax auditing. This is an excellent placement for gain from the resources of others.

I didn't know this could happen but apparently, I have been reassigned a new star sign: the Abacus.

(Seriously, though, is this the lamest horoscope EVAH? I'm trying to imagine how one gets a crystal in ball in a briefcase. Sheesh.)