Pimp My Quiet Time

What psychologists can learn from interior decorators: The creation of a "happy place" has a LOT to do with lighting.

Books and whiskey may also be indicated.

(Please consult a doctor--and/or an accredited, badass vibe ninja--before attempting to recreate the soothing lighting conditions and masterful feng shui depicted herein.

By reading this post, you, the reader, agree that Submarine Screen Door shall be held harmless for all injuries, illness, ruinous relationships, professional setbacks, upset stomachs, impetuous tattoo decisions, recriminations, paranoia, self-pity, entree envy, or ennui experienced by you, the reader, as a result of biting my quiet-time style, in perpetuity and/or forever and ever, whichever comes first.

Be it also noted that all benefits, advantages, privileges, insights, punchlines, brainstorms, enlightenments, inspirations, giggle fits, high-spirited sessions of Charades, movie and/or book deals--inclusive of, but not limited to, graphic novels, Web comics, dance movies, operatic simulcasts, and animated series or features--experienced by you, the reader, will be in portion or in toto kicked back to Submarine Screen Door.

Solid.)