Monday, July 7, 2008

Live Freon or Die

Here are the things you* buy first, to begin repopulating a completely barren** but resurrected refrigerator:
  1. OJ
  2. spreadable Philadelphia cream cheese
  3. milk
  4. Sierra Nevada pale ale
  5. eggs
  6. Stonyfield Farm yogurt smoothie (raspberry)
  7. Oscar Meyer bun-length, all-beef franks***
* me
** except for a 9V battery
*** Dude, shut up. I was almost ready to eat the battery.

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